From today's St. Louis Dispatch: The "we're-still-in-first-place" Cardinals encountered another (false) bottom Saturday night against the going-nowhere Kansas City Royals.So that's what they've resorted to? Trying to justify their suckiness with a phrase of desperation? They've just lost a series to the Royals! And look what else they have to say to convince themselves they don't suck:
What might have passed for inspiration instead became another installment of a division leader's six-week slide.
The Cardinals remain percentage points ahead of the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central but have retreated to seven games over .500 (43-36) for the first time since May 8.Um...who cares about the percentage points? At the end of the season, everyone plays the same amount of games. Call it what it is, a virtual TIE FOR FIRST PLACE WITH THE CINCINNATI REDS.
Bwahaaahaaahaaa! Come on KC, sweep the Deadbirds! Here's another pin for Voodoo Albert!
Update: David Stormy Weathers is now officially one full game behind the Deadbirds in the standings.
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